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Here's a simple "white trash" mac 'n' cheese recipe with ketchup and spices for that down-home, no-frills vibe:
Ingredients:
- 1 box (8 oz) elbow macaroni
- 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese (or any melty cheese you like)
- 1/4 cup milk (whatever you’ve got—skim, whole, or even evaporated milk works)
- 1/2 cup ketchup
- 1 tbsp butter or margarine
- Salt and pepper to taste
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- 1/2 tsp onion powder
- 1/4 tsp paprika (optional, for extra flavor)
- Crushed red pepper flakes (optional, for heat)
Get Cook'n:
- Cook the Macaroni: Boil the elbow macaroni in salted water according to package instructions. Drain and set aside.
- Make the Cheese Sauce: In the same pot, melt the butter over low heat. Add milk and shredded cheese, stirring until the cheese melts into a creamy sauce.
- Mix in the Spices: Add garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, and pepper. Stir until well combined.
- Add the Ketchup: Stir in the ketchup until it blends with the cheese sauce.
- Combine with Macaroni: Toss the cooked macaroni back into the pot and stir to coat it with the cheesy ketchup sauce.
- Optional Heat: If you like a kick, sprinkle in some crushed red pepper flakes.
Serve it hot and maybe throw some more ketchup on top if you’re feeling bold! Enjoy!
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